I'd've cracked, years ago, if it weren't for my sense of humor!

Do you ever feel like Mrs. Hannigan?  When you hear the sweet, cheerful laughter of your happy children in the bedroom, do you ever feel like shouting, "Is that happiness I hear?" and then sweeping in, flinging the lights on, and making the children clean until the place shines like the top of the Chrysler Building?  Because they are supposed to be ASLEEP?

Just me?  Oh, okay...(slinks off to clear room on the mantle for my "Worst Mother of the Year" award)