where's the love? mom told me to go jump off a ledge

for those who don't know, the boys and i are staying with mom while samuel is in taiwan. Naturally those depression commercials come on tv.
So of course after seeing a ridiculous one.
Naturally i fedlt compelled to climb up on the hearth {a whole whopping 2 feet off the ground} and told mom i couldn't live anymore.
She cackled and told me to come on and jump.
Can you believe that? Where is the love?
love caren