This seems weird...

...but then we are dealing with you, Keryn. I would be more than willing to babysit your kids for you on Thursday while you get a yummy dinner. I can understand if you wanted to get someone else, what will my looking for chaos I cannot be that stable, but that is not my problem.

What time would you want me to come over?

P.S. We might want to move this conversation to the phone as I am sure no one else cares about the particulars of arranging for me to babysit your kids.