The Secrets of the Tobler Family

Tyler,

I hate to be the one to break the news to you, but we all have our little secrets that we keep away from the general public. If you had known that David was artistically minded before you married my dear sister, we would have had to kill you. This is a well kept secret that you must now hold on to forever. There are others that I cannot say here as they may be intercepted by the 'enemy.' Once you discover them, you will also be obligated to keep them secret. You life depends on it. I know how disappointed Mom would be if I had to make you 'disappear' like Mrs. White's nuclear physicist husband. So keep it in the family and don't let the 'enemy' discover our secrets. SKT