Evil twins and parties

Well, there you go, momma. Every time you hear my evil twin brother knocking around in the basement, just go upstairs to the big bedroom and sprinkle some water in the closet. That instant teen party will make him jealous and he'll stop bothering you. =) Don't ask about my logic there...I know, it doesn't make much sense, but what do you want from me? I had a bad night.