How to be a "hip mama"

I have finally figured out the solution to all my frumpiness. I shall become a Hip Mama. How will I do such a thing, you ask? Oh, it's quite simple: when I go to the hospital to deliver baby Awesome (now arriving in a hospital near you on November 16, not November 10, arghhh), I shall have a B.Y.O.G. with me. Oh yes. (Be sure to check the "shop" page for prices. And tell me, should I get "Wild Child" or "Appletini"?)