Oh, what HAVE we done??

(Note: The news article is not satire. My commentary may be.)

Veteran Loch Ness Monster Hunter Gives Up

Legendary Nessie hunter Robert Rines is giving up his search for the monster after 37 years...Despite having hundreds of sonar contacts over the years, the trail has since gone cold and Rines believes that Nessie may be dead, a victim of global warming.

I have no words. I am horrified that our greed, selfishness, and disregard for others has led to this tragic event. What, I ask, is the point of living in a world without Nessie?