re: qotw

I had to request this after seeing two headlines. The first was, "Four penguins killed in accident, octupus ok." The question that immediatly springs to mind is, "What were the four penguins doing driving in the first place?" And next, "Was it the penguin or the octupus at fault?" The second headline was, "Judge tells two teen, Play football and THEN go to jail." I just don't know where to even START with that one!