Another funny post

But first some sympathy for LaDale! You have got to be kidding--only 1/3 of the bone mass is THERE? Wow. Be really careful when you box, okay? And of course we'll keep you in our prayers.

I ran across this "Old Testament Parenting" from a link at a law blog, of all places. It is hilarious! Here is a bit to whet your appetite:

And if you are seated in your high chair, or in a chair such as a greater person might use, keep your legs and feet below you as it were. Neither raise up your knees, nor place your feet upon the table, for that is an abomination unto me. Yea, even when you have an interesting bandage to show, your feet upon the table are an abomination, and worthy of rebuke.