Two year old logic

Never answer a "yes-or-no" question with a yes--at least not at first. Example: "Do you want a cookie?" "NO! Ummmm...cookie?"

Never ask when you can whine.

Whichever toy little sister (or brother) has is the one you need RIGHT NOW.

Songs are only to be sung at MY request. Heaven help you if you want to sing a different song then the one I want.

Never walk when you can dance.

Never hug when you can fling yourself into the arms of the hugger.

Never go an entire day without coming up to your mom and saying, "I love you, Mom."