Suicidal crickets are offensive to me and make me want to throw up

i'm making tacos for dinner tonight. i started out with completely clean dishes . i cooked the hamburger and got the collander {strainer what ever you call it}. it was clean too. I drained the meat put it back in the pan and turned around and put the collander in the dishwasher. next thing i know jen pointed out that there was a dead cricket in my pan with my meat. The nerve!!!! It wasn't there, when i cooked or drained the meat The cricket probably just jumped off the ledge and said "i can't live anymore!". I wanted to YACK!!! I threw the offensive meat away. {it was only half of a pound thank goodness. Washed the dishes and started again. Ick!!!!} The nerve. Jen and i were debating if it had been one of our husbands doing the cooking. What honestly would they have done. {shrugs} who knows and maybe i don't want to know.