RE: QOTW

I am glad that I have the opportunity to defend my rubber chicken patronus. I will have you know that no dementor will stand a chance against my rubber chicken. Not only does it mean everything opposite to what a dementor stands for, but my patronus also doubles as an added held when combatting boggarts. My chicken can fly and through itself towards danger. It is better then any carrier pigeon in delivering messages to my friends in the Order of the Chicken. My rubber chicken stands for all that is inside of me. This is my defence.

P.S. If any of you think this is on the verge of ridiculing the books, then I am sorry you feel that way. Keep on smiling ;-)

P.P.S. So Keryn, does this mean that you have bought a TV for your car?