The Penguin Patronus

I think my patronus would be a penguin. Partly because I am slow and I waddle (when pregnant), but I can be really stubborn and I try to persevere to the end. But mostly because the mental image of a penguin waddling up to a dementor and wacking at it with short stubby wings gives me the giggles. And my reaction to danger is often quite funny retrospectively (just ask Telima about the coyotes).