# Chateau de la Tobler

## Monday, March 16, 2009

### Excerpts from the sealed portion of the Book of Mormon

Chapter One
1. And it came to pass that Heber, son of Bradley, did have a wicked virus, which did cause him to awake in the night many times, so many they could not be numbered. By and by his mother, having felt the pains of exhaustion, placed him in his swing instead of his crib.
2. And, lo, because of the angle at which his sinuses rested, he did sleep the night through. And the heavens opened with shouts of hallelujah because verily, his mother did also sleep the night through.
Chapter Two
1. And the days were accomplished that Ezra, son of Bradley, should be enrolled in kindergarten.
2. It was needful that his mother should obtain a birth certificate for the enlightenment of those that preside over the registration.
3. (For, behold, she was a slacker mother, and had procrastinated the day of her obtaining birth certificates, yea verily even after having much posterity.)
4. And it came to pass that the wife of Bradley, and his sons and his daughter, traveled many miles to the Health Department, and by trading their gold and fine linens (or rather, their debit card), they did obtain the certificates.
Chapter Three
1. And it came to pass that they arrived at the school, a bountiful and large building.
2. And the wife of Bradley, and his sons and his daughter, did journey through the school, Bradley's wife having chosen to park on the wrong side of the building.
3. And the journeying was long and difficult, yea verily, because of the many strange and wonderful things to be seen and touched along the way.
4. And because of the slowness of Gideon, son of Bradley, who is quick to anger if his walker is touched.
5. (But great is the gratitude of Bradley and his wife, for the mobility of their son.)
6. And behold, the wife of Bradley obtaineth and completeth a great many forms, yea, even unto her hand cramping.
7. And it came to pass that Ezra, son of Bradley, was registered for school. And they went away rejoicing, for they also obtaineth books from the school book fair.

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